Sunday, November 22, 2009

'Cause its Hard Out There in the Sandbox?

Crowd control a problem in the sandbox? Tea parties getting just a little too rowdy? MY FIRST TAZZR! is the solution for peaceful play! With MY FIRST TAZZR! your child can subdue any other child in just 2.1 seconds - and have a blast doing it! Even after hours of agressive play, children just refuse to put this one down. Little Sis will squeal with delight, "Taze me again, bro!"

If you think this toy is real and you want one for your child, click here so we can report you to Child Protective Services.

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